Friendzoning is the worst thing a girl can do to a guy
I’m Sorry User “a-b-suck-my-dick”. It Seems Your Request Cannot Be Processed. Have A Good Day.
I would rather be friendzoned by a girl than cooked and eaten by a girl. you’re telling me you’d rather be glazed and slow roasted with potatoes and a selection of fine vegetables than find another girl to date? is that literally what you’re telling me? I can’t believe that’s literally what you’re telling me.

yr gonna need this son
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH.
my cat spends her entire life doing this it’s great
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lol that facebook group that’s like GAY LESBIAN BISEXUAL TRANSGENDER STRAIGHT ALLIANCE
WHY DID THEY NEED TO PUT STRAIGHT THERE
all the poor straight people
also everything on it is just about gay people so… i bet those bisexual and trans* people feel right at home there
nobody cares about you asexuals and pansexuals go home
ASOS Premium Metallic Jacquard Wide Leg Trousers
what the shit
did you know that enjoying reading does not automatically make you a smart person
in the UK book charts the shades of Grey trilogy is currently at positions 1, 2 and 4
stupid people read a lot
the last book i read was OF BLOOD AND HONOR A SHORT NOVEL BY CHRIS METZEN which is written fairly badly (sorry chris) and about the WARCRAFT universe am i clever yet???????? no im not cuz fucking reading dont mean shittttttt.
and before that i read LORD OF THE CLANS also about the warcraft series and i haven’t read a book that hasn’t been about warcraft for like 4 years or something READING TAKES EFFORT
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