he like da way I make dat ass vibrate
twerk teaaammmm
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I JUST realized that’s Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec. AAAH
oh my god this film is the worst thing ever i love it
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I created this because my best friend and I are taking a trip to London! We hope to come back to the states fully British.
I had to cut it up into individual images because of tumblr’s compression… If you really need to view this as one whole image, you can do so here.
Who the fuck calls a scarf a muffler are you serious. Also like, it’s rarely called a butty unless it has chips inside? We understand sandwich? We say sandwich?
Quite possibly one of the most ignorant pieces of bullshittery I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I wasn’t aware this slang/these words were only used in London. They’re used the entire lenth and breadth of the UK. Learn this shit before you put pen to paper.
pissing myself laughing at the prospect of someone from the USA saying “I REALLY SPLASHED OUT AND SPENT ALL MY DOSH ON A CUPPA AND A BUTTY WOW NOW I’M ZONKED CHEERIO”
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Photographer Yuzuru Masuda photographed this graceful moon jellyfish as he snorkelled in the Red Sea. The fascinating creatures do not sting, so he let them swim right up to him and even brush against his arm.
Picture: Yuzuru Masuda/Solent News (via Pictures of the day: 14 May 2013 - Telegraph)
“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* why does man keep friendzoning him..
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